Things under my bed

Seriously you can't see anything under my current bed because my matress is on a wooked block thats connected to the floor...but at my old house I used to have so much crap under my bed! Like I remember that time when I found my old homework that I lost when I was in gr.3 and I found my marble I used to always play with when I'm bored at home...I know your probably wondering if I had any nasty things under my bed? Haha well I guess you can say that a plate of molden rice and a piece chicken breast from a party my parents held at my house while I was gone is really REALLY NASTY! Sometimes when I get too lazy to clean my room I put all the useless things under my bed...I know...it's retarded! What do you expect I'm a guy! Haha sometimes I can be really organized and clean....and sometimes I can be uhhh a real mess!

If you ever watched paranormal activity...better not look under your bed!

My Assumption of what the Next Convo would be..

Man 1-M
Woman 1-W

W: Where are you?
M: Out with the guys...didn't you get my text?
W: No, I didn't!
M: Oh, sorry where are you?
W: At home wondering where you've been!
M: Don't worry I'm just drinking a couple of beers and watching the highlights of the Canucks
game with the guys.
W: Alright...just come home soon!
M: Fine. What did you do today?
W: I went to the grocery store to go buy some food for dinner tonight...but I guess that's out of
the plan now.
M: No, I'll eat dinner I'm kinda hungry...
W: Oh, are you really? or are you just saying that to make me feel better?
M: I'm actually hungry!
W: Okay, we're having some salad and potatoes tonight.
M: Can we have some meat in there?
W: Can you once eat healthy?
M: Sure, just for you!
W: Thank you and stop sucking up to me.
M: Hehe
W: Have fun with the guys.
M: Thanks.